Wednesday, April 16, 2008

in the wee hours

things i hate about public restrooms:
-when the faucet trickles instead of runs so it takes an awkward 3 minutes longer to wash your hands
-when the toilet and stall door are so close i have to straddle the porcelain before i can close the door
-when people are not kind enough to make sure they leave the seat decent for the next person >:[
-being midway in a poo and having to freeze/make shuffling noises because i have performance anxiety
-lack of water pressure during flushes


these would be in addition to the obvious smelly/dirty/no toilet paper

i need to poo but i'm scared someone will walk in on me.. O_o

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